Being home alone is the best! You can do whatever you want, eat whatever you want and wear whatever you want. Having the house to yourself is a sacred time.
But… ever thought of being completely lunatic and demented in front of your circle of peeps. Now that’s something you can call a blessing if you can be the most insane ass🐒 among them because they are literally the most stupendo fantabulously fantastic 💜people as they never judge or shusshh you for your madness and instead enjoy!!🥺🌈
Be the star i always knew i could be
I can’t resist putting on my favourite tune and dancing a sexy/hilarious dance in the mirror, (im very bad at dancing tho😂) but then, I always knew I was destined to be a superstar!💃
Eat everything together
Chicken and chocolate trifle? It’s a combination we need to try out. Whatever food I have can certainly be sampled in one go, and I can eat like nobody’s watching, Hehehe… 😂 Woohoo! Crisps and sandwiches and chocolate buttons all in one mouthful!
Try out new looks
There’s never a better time to blend gold eyeshadow into your eyebrows and overdraw your lips to get the Kylie Jenner look, and I always do this in front of my parents and ask them to appreciate my hidden talent of being an artist, Duhhh!! All they say is – ”looking like a fool, go wash your face before slippers come flying to you”, loll!! 🤣 So, I quickly take a few selfies and pretend I’m actually going somewhere for extra laughs.
YouTube karaoke videos are addictive. I simply record myself on Snapchat just to hear how great a singer I am or send it to my best friend. And, Only stop when I realise the windows are open. Did anyone say “Let it go?”❄
Just put on sad songs or movies and hug my pillow while I cry. There’s nothing really wrong, it’s just nice to have a good cry and think about the old times…Snifff!!🤧
Talk to myself
Whether I say what needs to be done out loud or have full blown conversations with myself, talking to myself stops me from going crazy and keeps me entertained, but when I start thinking of myself as a cool person to hang out with I take a step back.
Scream for no reason🤪
I like, actually I love screaming, I do this in public too…but, only when there’s a cogent reason behind it. Nevertheless, I scream for absolutely no reason at all while I’m at my home or with my circle of peeps, each member of my family has given up on me!!🙊
Ugly selfie time
Take one hundred selfies from all different angles, the uglier the better. If any of them turn out good luckily, I will still edit it into oblivion and make it my profile picture! Win.
Make the bed my hub💟
Only when I’m home alone, my bed becomes my office, dining room, living room and kitchen, because my mum is going to peel my skin off 😂 if I even think of any such things while she’s around. I mean….Why do you ever need to leave such a wonderful place? There’s no need to change the sheets after you’ve eaten nachos in them either, just distribute the crumbs to the side you aren’t sleeping on. Right??
When I’m home alone. So naturally a murderer has chosen this moment to break into the house, or Kayoka from THE GRUDGE movie, is right on top of my head hanging on the ceiling, waving her hair and is about to make that creepy sound. Don’t tell me you haven’t watched this horror film. And those of you who’ve watched, can we be best friends forever??🦄☁💜
I just walk around inside the house looking up and down, down and up not knowing what I am actually looking for🦴
For those of you thinking that everything listed here is weird, Sorry fella, I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today. BYE!!
Tell me some of your weird habits in the comments below, let’s laugh together🎃